Malaysian Radio

I have been listening to a great deal of Malaysian radio at my apartment here in Singapore. The music is great, and the commercials are even better. Here's a list of some of the commercials and PSAs I have heard so far. I will do my best to give you the gist of them as well. They really crack me up!

1. Corruption - when you get a speeding ticket, do not try and bribe the cop. Your wallet may be lighter, but you will feel better inside.
2. Work is important but family is forever- man coughing, clearly about to die, daughter- I have to go to work dad...
3. Proper use of an escalator - if you are going to adjust your privates or make out with your significant other - do it on the left side of the escalator so the rest of us can go about our business 
4. Online Behavior - don't be a jerk online
5. Sanitary bathroom behaviors - wash your hands after you go to the bathroom
6. Discrimination - don't do it
7. Social network junkie - unplug for awhile 
8. Dressing appropriately - if you don't want to be the object of gossiping and staring - don't dress in clothing that is reveling.